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🚀 Your Quarter Life Crisis Survival Kit: May Edition
Crisis to Clarity

Hey Quarter Life Crisis Survivor,
Here’s your Quarter Life Crisis Survival Kit for May:
Events, chaos, community—and just the right amount of questionable life advice.
đź“… Upcoming Events You Can't Miss
👉 Quarter Life Crisis Dinner: Eat, Laugh, Cry (Mostly Laugh)
đź“… Wednesday, May 14th @ 7pm
📍 Kobano
✨ ​Join us for a night of delicious food, deep talks, and a healthy dose of existential dread.
👉 Crisis to Comeback Zoom Workshop: No “I” in Team, but Plenty in “Identity Crisis”
đź“… Wednesday, May 21st @ 7:30pm
📍 Zoom
✨ Connect in breakout rooms, learn powerful tools to navigate your quarter-life chaos, and show up for real talk with the full QLC community.
👉 Crisis Karaoke: Sing Your Heart Out 🎤
đź“… Thursday, May 29th @ 7:30pm
📍 Location TBD
✨ Come sing your soul out at Crisis Karaoke — we'll be singing the anthems that got us through breakups, breakdowns, and identity meltdowns — and the songs that are still helping us survive our current crises.
đź”™ Last Month at a Glance
🌟 Highlight Reel
The Quarter Life Crisis Club came to life—with an incredible launch party, a packed room of deep feels and big laughs, and more hilarious confessions than we could count.
đź—“ Events We Hosted
Launch Party – Vulnerability met chaos (in the best way). We brought the Crisis Confession Jar, crisis name tags, and received some gems of advice on our Crisis Advice Wall.
📸 Favorite Moment
Hard to pick just one, but reading the Crisis Confession Jar had us laughing, gasping, and collectively spiraling. Highlights included:
💔 “I’m in love with my situationship and don’t know if I should tell them.”
💸 “Maxed out my $7,500 credit card this month.”
🛏 “I still wet the bed sometimes and no one knows.”
If nothing else, we’re in this beautiful mess together.
đź’¬ What People Said
“When you gatekeep your ideas, you delay your growth.”
“Advice I wish I had 5 years ago? Don’t marry a psychopath.”
🎉 First Things First
🛟 Crisis Survival Tip of the Month
"The only thing worse than making the wrong choice is making no choice at all. Move messy."
📝 Fresh Crisis Wisdom (Featured Article)
Need a pep talk?
This month’s survival read: The Quarter Life Crisis Guide
✨ Feeling stuck, scattered, or low-key spiraling? This is your go-to playbook for figuring life out—without pretending you’ve got it all together.
đź‘• Wear Your Crisis Proudly (New Merch Drop)
New drop alert: The “Happy Is Hot” Hat 🧢🔥
Rock your existential spiral in style — because why just suffer silently when you can radiate joy and emotional damage?
Wear it as a reminder that choosing joy is rebellious—and ridiculously good-looking.
🎶 P.S. What’s your current “get me through my crisis” song?
Reply and tell us — you might end up on the official QLCC Crisis Playlist! 🎧